-I'm alive.
-I like cookies.
-I rock at Clue.
-I suck at Halo 2.
-I'm going to win the Heisman.
-I've worked too hard and came too far to let some stupid girl ruin me.
-So, no I'm not going out with you.
-I like Big Red and rum.
-NCAA Football 2006 is so sexy, that if it were legal, I'd marry it.
-I want to marry my hand.
-I hate work.
-I need a new job.
-I need a hand job.
-The Reds suck.
-Lube that numbs your butthole is probably not cool.
-And no, I will not eat it, even if it hasn't been on your butt.
-I hate you.
-I love you.
-Later Gator.